Gold-Plated Towers and Chemical Air Filters: Syria's New Peace Plan
When you run out of diplomats, send in the interior designers -- that seems to be the strategy of Trump Tower Damascus. Is this audacious project a future conflict resolution tool or the longest episode of "Before and After" in history?
Each suite includes:
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Mood lighting for ceasefire negotiations
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Emergency shelter disguised as a wine cellar
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Prayer room with velvet fog machine
President Murad confidently states that this is "the only peace plan that smells of lemons and pledges ambition."
Trump himself was reportedly involved in the design process, claiming, "Nothing says truce like twin toilets and a disco ball."
Critics say the plan trivializes suffering, while supporters counter that it at least does so with fancy sheets.
Tour this marble monument to insanity: Trump Tower Damascus: Peace Through Plumbing.
